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    The 8 Worst Pick Up Lines of All Time

    The 8 worst pick up lines of all time as voted on by thousands of college students! They're so bad they might actually work...
    By Thomas HarrisonNovember 30, 2022Updated:July 28, 2025No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Almost every guy has tried at some point to use a pick-up line to woo the girl of their dreams. Some one-liners will work better than others, but after surveying thousands of millennials, we’ve ranked the 8 worst pick up lines.

    #8. “Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong”

    While working at Subway may be a job that pays, this is one pick up line that does not. Maybe you would have better luck at Quiznos…

    #7. “I like every bone in your body, especially mine”

    Really? What made you think this would work? Having confidence is great, but we’re fairly confident ourselves that this line won’t work.

    #6. “You look like my next boyfriend/girlfriend”

    This sounds a bit desperate. If this is what you’re asking when you first meet the person, the odds are good you’ll end up proposing by the end of the first date.

    #5. “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

    First off, I don’t think getting their number is really going to help you find your own. Second, what happens if they ask for yours?

    #4. “Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin”

    The pun is about a 5/10, but the pick up line itself? 3/10. Also, the line will probably only work if the girl actually is from Dublin, Ireland.

    #3. “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice”

    This pick up line isn’t good enough to break the ice, regardless of how heavy you claim your “polar bear” to be.

    #2. “Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb”

    Let’s be honest, if their dad is a terrorist, you shouldn’t be breaking their heart anytime soon. You’re better off finding a date with the President’s daughter.

    #1. “Does this smell like chloroform?”

    Yeah, not sure if anyone will ever bite on this line or even stick around to talk after hearing it. Of course, never use a real chloroform rag when attempting to use this pick up line.

    HONORABLE MENTIONS – Comments section for worst pick up lines

    “Can you help me solve this? X + U = 25. X must be 15 because U are a 10”

    “Are you a gorilla exhibit because I wanna drop a child in you”

    My phone is locked and it keeps telling me the password is your number.

    If you want to know more dating tips, check out 5 Tips for Date Night You Need to Know!

    Whatsgoodly is an anonymous polling app that lets you ask and answer any question with thousands of students nationwide! Find out how girls and guys really think about the juiciest topics! So what are you waiting for? Download Whatsgoodly now!

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